Pearls Before Swine
Our character Rat approaches his friend Goat, who is typing away at his computer...
Rat: Hey Goat, you writing your blog?
Goat: Go away, Rat.
R: You know, I like blogs... I really do... you know why?
G: Go away Rat.
R: Because they provide their frustrated creator with the delusional outlet of being a published author. Sort of like how the prison warden lets the psychotic inmate scribble 'poetry' on the cell wall so he doesn't beat his bunkmate with a toilet seat.
Goat smashes his coffee cup over Rat's head.
Rat concludes: Perhaps you didn't like the analogy.
Thank you, Stephan Pastis!!! (It's better with the drawings, I promise).
posted by The Lumberjack at 8:33 AM
2 Comments:
Hey Sarah! I have not spoken to you in a while. I have had a lot of stuff to work through , but I think I am on my way in life. It gets a little easier as time goes by :) . How is everything with you? How was your Christmas?
10:15 AM
Miranda~ Hey I miss you! I hope you are doing well. Keep running: Go Pink!!
2:13 PM
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