Life strikes me as freaking hilarious

Some funny things I discovered today that let's one truly know one is in West Virginia:

"Grape drink" sold here! Dave Chapelle, need I say more, though I'm not sure Dave has been to WV.

A store called "Smoker Friendly" right between a Peir 1 and Hallmark. I am not making this up people. I went in because my curiosity got the best of me. Cigarretts, tobacco, cigars and, of course, lots of alcohol. Not a big surprise. I just kept laughing because all the rest of the world seems to be anti-tobacco. I heard it's bad for you, but hey, what do I know.

I can never find the soup in my grocery store. What, are they hiding all the soup for a reason? This has happened to me more than once.

While hunting for the soup, I overheard a guy in the other aisle say, "If I had to pick a soul mate, it would probably be BBQ chips." Now I know why I am single. I am not lathered in BBQ sauce & sitting on a grocery store shelf. I may have to rethink my dating strategy. Because, clearly, respectfully, my current plan has gotten me no where.

Must go, but will make more comments later.