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I decided not to go to the woods today. After yesterday, that was all I could take for an afternoon. And I also talked to my mom, who tells me about some bear in TN that killed a 6 yr old & hurt the mom & 2 yr old, too. So I stayed within the confines of not-the-forest today.

The two things that made my day: shoes & The Benchwarmers.

I found a cute pair of platforms with the ropey-siding stuff on them. Ask Kitty what they are supposed to be called. But I put them on, went soaring about 6 feet, and I (gasp) could actually walk in them! The are as comfy as girly shoes get & I love them. Kudos to shoe queens everywhere! You will be so proud.

I heart Jon Heder. He is my new hero. Ok, I love Napoleon Dynamite. But the Benchwarmers made him my nose-picking, out-field sitting, needlessly falling down forever boyfriend. When we see each other, we will run in slow motion towards each other, fall flat on our faces, crawl on our grass-stained bellies, kiss & the sun will shine & the butterflies will dance. That's always how it happens in real life.